For the bargain price of $700, we embarked on what we thought would be an unforgettable fishing expedition, only to be greeted by the enigma that is Kevin, the captain’s first mate and champion chain smoker.
Let’s dive right into Kevin’s unusual take on hospitality. His demeanor could be best described as a grumpy seagull.
Picture this: my brother-in-law, armed with a bunch of bananas, merrily approaches the boat, only to be met with Kevin’s stern decree. The mere presence of bananas on board was enough to strike fear into Kevin’s superstitious heart. He adamantly declared that bananas were the epitome of bad luck in the realm of fishing and absolutely were not coming on board with us. Who knew a yellow fruit could possess such ominous powers?
Amidst the bewildering banana ban, our protagonist Kevin proudly showcased his selective assistance policy. If you happen to be a woman or a child, congratulations! You were bestowed with the privilege of having your hooks baited by Kevin himself. For the rest of us, it seemed we’d be baiting our hooks. Not a big deal for us; we didn’t mind!
And what about the fish, you ask? We caught two small red snappers, which Kevin delightfully called “Snapppetizers”. We struggled to maintain our composure as laughter mingled with the pungent scent of stale cigarette smoke and a cold Natty waiting to be popped.
In conclusion, if you’re yearning for a fishing expedition incorporating a strict “no bananas” policy, a smokey first mate with a flair for selective hook-baiting, and the geographical audacity to keep you tethered to the shore, then ask for Kevin. Yes, the Gulf was a tad rough that day, but I’m no expert.
Disclaimer: No fish were harmed during the creation of this review…and barely any on our trip.
For the bargain price of $700, we embarked on what we thought would be an unforgettable fishing expedition, only to be greeted by the enigma that is Kevin, the captain’s first mate and champion chain smoker.
Let’s dive right into Kevin’s unusual take on hospitality. His demeanor could be best described as a grumpy seagull.
Picture this: my brother-in-law, armed with a bunch of bananas, merrily approaches the boat, only to be met with Kevin’s stern decree. The mere presence...
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For the bargain price of $700, we embarked on what we thought would be an unforgettable fishing expedition, only to be greeted...
You guys were awesome! Hope you enjoy your fish, and we hope to see you next time your in the area! -Capt. Sam